A friend emailed this to me today and I thought you all might find it funny... The ad is still up too.
Server - Hospitality Expert Needed (Pittsburgh)
Date: 2011-02-21, 4:24PM EST
Reply to: email@example.com [Errors when replying to ads?]
Do you like gossip, fighting over tables, refusing to separate checks?
Do you enjoy smoking crack, weed or meth in the workplace?
Do you make a point to sleep with every possible coworker, enjoy drinking on the clock ?
Do you want to commit your availability and have all 8 grand parents die within the first month of employment?
Do you want to scam your child support? Work a full pay period then tell the employeer that you cant get paid on the books?
Do you want to stock your kitchen by stealing shrimp and seafood, need silverware or want a few aprons for home? Have you ever stabbed a cooworker?
Do you know everything and not need any instruction?
If this sounds like you, send a eMail so I can keep your account on file against future applicants.